(Source: liompayne)
You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
(Source: jessidays)
sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home
- parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
- me: well they turned into a cunt
fucking mattresses how they do work
FIREFOX HAS ENCOUNTER A PROBLEM AND NEEDS TO CRASH.
(Source: giffins)
